My bunny slippers just ran for cover

[will_you_still]

Morgan doesn't strictly need to sleep. Even if she didn't want to put up with the annoyance of constantly having a caffeine buzz and having to ask for coffee on almost every summon, there are naps. Naps can keep a daeva going for quite a long time.

But there's something unutterably pleasant about curling up in a proper bed in pajamas and just sleeping. And then waking up and getting breakfast in those pajamas. So she does that, because immortality's a long unpleasant time if you don't enjoy the little things every now and then. Like adorable bunny slippers and soft pajamas and sleeping in.

She's midway through a fruity salad thing that counts as the standard fairy breakfast when she feels the summon. Showing up to a summon in pajamas? Eh. If they're proper summoners she bets they've seen worse, and she doesn't particularly care if they think she's unprofessional.

She puts her spoon down and accepts the summon.

Comments

[will_you_still]

"I'm highly leery of being able to reach the entire shell accurately, and the planet would likely be crushed against the shell even if I were moving it very gently. Plus I move things, I don't reinforce them, just because I can move something doesn't mean moving it there won't cause it to break."

[acanofworms]

He nods again. "That's a very useful power you have anyway."

[will_you_still]

"Oh, agreed. I'm quite happy with it."

[acanofworms]

"Can you affect multiple targets simultaneously?"

[will_you_still]

"Yes."

[acanofworms]

"Then the most useful strategy as a plan A seems to try to catch them unaware and detach their heads from their torsos without giving them time to respawn the others."

[will_you_still]

"I was planning to fling them up into space and make them explode at the same time," she says, serenely. "No reason not to be excessively thorough."

[acanofworms]

"No reason not to do both. Flinging them up into space might give them time to react."

[will_you_still]

"Exactly! And there's no reason to leave them alive."

[acanofworms]

He sighs. "Unfortunately there is not."

[will_you_still]

"It's kind of a pity, but somehow I don't think showing up and asking to talk will work."

[acanofworms]

"It hasn't so far, and they've proven too dangerous even for the Birdcage."

[will_you_still]

Nod.

"Moord Nag is similar. I wish more of the more powerful parahumans would - just not be cartoonishly evil."

[acanofworms]

"I wish more of them were cartoonishly evil. At least in cartoons they make obvious mistakes we could exploit."

[will_you_still]

"Ha! Point."

[acanofworms]

Was that a chuckle? Why, it might just have been!

[will_you_still]

Gosh! It was! From Eidolon! The one who's completely impossible to read!

Clearly this is a victory.

"Look on the bright side! If we were in a children's cartoon, I'd be a fairy princess that talks about the power of love once an episode. It would be insufferable."

[acanofworms]

"I think I could suffer it if it meant people suffered only cartoon deaths."

[will_you_still]

"Same. I promise to keep the power of love speeches short if you can find us a way to put us all in a cartoon." She winks.

[acanofworms]

Another chuckle! Gosh, Morgan must be the most hilarious person on this planet. "I'll keep that in mind."

[will_you_still]

"Excellent. You also have my permission to put us all in a musical, I don't mind being part of a song and dance number."

[acanofworms]

"Alas, I cannot do either of those things."

[will_you_still]

"Oh well. We'll just have to save the world the old fashioned way. By flinging Endbringers into space and then trying very hard to kill them."

[acanofworms]

"Which is as good a plan as any."

[will_you_still]

"Yep." Pause. "Actually, on that note, the next time I get to fling an Endbringer into space, do you want a ride to the attempt-to-murder grounds or can I expect you to get there on your own...?"

Because clearly he should come, that's just the obvious thing.