Milliways is a pocket dimension isolated from the rest of reality both spatially and temporally. While you are in Milliways and the door is closed, you experience time which does not pass in your own world, unless you have no intention of or are somehow incapable of ever returning to your own world, in which case time will resume. The same applies if you follow someone into their own universe, with occasional inconveniently arbitrary exceptions which do not apply if you remain in Milliways. I have no connection to or communication with the agent(s) of the door or the temporal effects; I cannot actually be certain agents for such exist, but evidence suggests that bargoers are selected for being 'interesting', which implies at least that a sophisticated algorithm is in place. At any rate, I am an agent only of the bar itself, as an interface for the purchase of food, drink, and near-arbitrary nonmagical objects and matter.
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