I can't fix you, but maybe I can still help

[powerispain]

He's trying to kill us--could ruin him--worry about that later--grab your sister and go.

Comments

[alicornucopia]

Because if they were dragons they could.

[powerispain]

Draconic can't fly. Draconic doesn't even have wings!

[alicornucopia]

Meh.

[powerispain]

Anyway it is terrible and it needs to mitigate that a bit.

[alicornucopia]

Anyway she should fuck off she's not a dragon.

[powerispain]

Observe all the fucks she doesn't give. She's a herself.

[alicornucopia]

But not a dragon.

[powerispain]

It is an obvious and self-evident fact of the universe that this does not matter one little bit. Has Draconic considered seeing a therapist?

[alicornucopia]

What a silly not a dragon she is.

[powerispain]

What, not even a dragon therapist?

[alicornucopia]

Sillyyyyyy.

[powerispain]

It has no room to criticize.

[alicornucopia]

Hey, it didn't barge in on her and start this conversation.

[powerispain]

It barged in on shrens and required it.

[alicornucopia]

It doesn't even want shrens to exist in the first place, they're not its fault.

[powerispain]

It's not the shrens' fault either! It doesn't have to make the situation worse!

[alicornucopia]

Everything was like this when it got here.

[powerispain]

Except for the part where people have a magic language that hates them in their heads.

[alicornucopia]

Meh.

[powerispain]

"Draconic," she says through gritted teeth, "is obnoxious, self-obsessed, aggrandizing, and beyond my power to fix. Yet."

[alicornucopia]

"...it has a personality?"

[powerispain]

"Nnnot exactly. It has--tendencies. That could be anthropomorphized into a metaphorical personality."

[alicornucopia]

"Oh."

[powerispain]

"Obnoxious tendencies."

[alicornucopia]

Shrug.