Ari Kaltenbaum (
bitterchill) wrote in
glowfic2015-08-27 10:57 pm
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Ari's been bouncing around the world fighting demonic horrors and fae creatures and Mothers know what else for over half a century, at a conservative estimate. He's not so naïve as to say he's seen it all, but he's seen most. He's seen a lot of it dead, too.
One thing he absolutely has not seen is that fucking thing. Giant snake with a mirror for a head. Nonresponsive to attempts to communicate, thrashing about wrecking traffic light and such, and thus: probably Bad News. Bad News which probably calls for murder. Luckily, Ari's good at that.
Planning... perhaps less so.
In retrospect, "punch the obviously supernatural mirror" was not what one might call the best idea.
But there's little enough time to worry about that; he's landed. Ow. What the hell did he land on?
One thing he absolutely has not seen is that fucking thing. Giant snake with a mirror for a head. Nonresponsive to attempts to communicate, thrashing about wrecking traffic light and such, and thus: probably Bad News. Bad News which probably calls for murder. Luckily, Ari's good at that.
Planning... perhaps less so.
In retrospect, "punch the obviously supernatural mirror" was not what one might call the best idea.
But there's little enough time to worry about that; he's landed. Ow. What the hell did he land on?

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Ari looks at her hoof.
Ari looks at his hand.
Ari looks at the pony, manifestly confused.
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"For the sake of demonstration, would you pick up that book and turn a page? Hooffully? Because I'm just... really not... seeing it."
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Ari looks around the library. "Are there, like... authorities this should be reported to? Last time this happened Sally had to buy me a forged birth certificate."
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He takes a moment to miss those mentioned above.
"So, do you guys have any monsters need slain? 'Cause that's, like, 100% my job description."
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A thought occurs. Ari smacks his head. "We never introduced ourselves! I'm Ari." He extends a hand.
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